Something woke me recently...it sounded like a murmuring of voices. As I quietly tiptoed down the stairs, I realized it was coming from my pantry. I opened the door and...
What? Aren't you just waiting on tenterhooks wanting to know what happened? Of course, you know I will tell you but the title of this post might give you a clue! Okay then, here is the rest of the story!
... I was shocked to see three potatoes angrily staring at me with their beady black eyes. "What are you looking at?", said one with a snarl. My reply, " I thought you were just potatoes!"
Then, the second one spoke up,
"No, we are aliens. When you eat a bad potato, you become one of us and we are going to take over the WORLD!"
Now, was this a dream? Or did this really happen? My friends, you have been warned! Don't eat any bad potatoes. Keep the world safe from these alien creatures, they are plotting against us as we sleep, with their beady black eyes...
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My friend Dusty, who died recently, would have loved this! I have to share this with you...one of the main things that I remember him saying to me was simply this: "You're funny".
I treasure that!
... I was shocked to see three potatoes angrily staring at me with their beady black eyes. "What are you looking at?", said one with a snarl. My reply, " I thought you were just potatoes!"
Then, the second one spoke up,
"No, we are aliens. When you eat a bad potato, you become one of us and we are going to take over the WORLD!"
Now, was this a dream? Or did this really happen? My friends, you have been warned! Don't eat any bad potatoes. Keep the world safe from these alien creatures, they are plotting against us as we sleep, with their beady black eyes...
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My friend Dusty, who died recently, would have loved this! I have to share this with you...one of the main things that I remember him saying to me was simply this: "You're funny".
I treasure that!